If you completely ignore all of the work stuff I had to do, this weekend was pretty brilliant. Thursday was Valentine's day... before going to photograph the lame party, my friend Stephanie and I went to a burlesque show. The dancers were all so clever! One of them came out wearing nothing but rose petals and cupid wings and sang cute love songs while walking through the crowd, handing out giant heart-shaped balloons. Her last song was "Tainted Love" in which she pulled out a giant knife and personally stabbed every one of the heart balloons she had handed out! Then she used the knife to cut off the cupid wings, fake blood and feathers flying everywhere... brilliant! Too bad I had to leave early. I only managed to take one picture of the first burlesque dancer...

I also got some really incredible news from my sister this weekend (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I went to the Museum of Natural History, which was kind of lame and obviously for children but whatever... the only other noteworthy thing that happened recently was getting hit on by someone who is quite famous in the UK but I had never heard of before. He looked like just some drunken Chav... he kept on trying to get me to sit at his table and drink with him but I walked away and someone was like "You just dissed Frank Lampard!" (The captain of the Chelsea football team)

Oops. Whatev...